Hamilton

image
image
image
image
Hyped to Hell, Crashed to Oblivion: Anime That Flew Too Close to the Sun and Melted Like Cheap Wax Anime is a beautiful lie. It starts with a banger OP, an edgy protagonist with trauma, and enough fan theories to crash Reddit. You’re all in—bingeing episodes at 3 a.m., Googling lore like it’s a college thesis. And then? The show decides it hates you. Let’s grab a shovel and dig through the graves of anime that rocketed into the stratosphere... only to nosedive straight into the embarrassment zone. 1. Boruto: The Budget Sequel Nobody Wanted Remember *Naruto*? Peak childhood. Jutsu battles, emotional trauma, dudes screaming about friendship while beating the crap out of each other. It was raw, messy, perfect. Then someone in a boardroom said, “Let’s turn this into a coming-of-age tech startup drama with ninja iPads.” Enter *Boruto*, the human embodiment of, “My dad’s famous, so I don’t have to try.” Half the show is filler, the other half is just… beige. It’s like they took everything cool about *Naruto* and ran it through a corporate filter called “Please appeal to Gen Z.” Spoiler: it didn’t. 2. Shield Hero: From Gritty Underdog to Self-Help Audiobook Season one slapped. Betrayal, rage, morally gray decisions—we were fed. Naofumi was that antihero who could punch your trauma and validate it in the same breath. Raphtalia was waifu material, Filo was chaos on legs, and the world actually felt dangerous. But somewhere around season two, the writers decided what we really needed was *personal growth*. Naofumi started sounding like a motivational speaker for fantasy LinkedIn. The villains? Cardboard cutouts with villainy slogans. The stakes? Gone. What started as gritty turned into a Sunday sermon about believing in yourself. Hard pass. 3. Darling in the Franxx: The Sci-Fi That Tripped on Its Own Plot Darling in the Franxx. The first few episodes were straight-up serotonin: mechs, sexual tension you could cut with a butter knife, and an art style that made you think, “This is gonna be big.” And then… aliens. Space god aliens. Plot twists that felt like rejected Evangelion drafts. The final episodes weren’t so much a climax as a narrative aneurysm. The characters stopped developing and just… stopped. Zero Two went from complex icon to tragic wallpaper. You could *feel* the writers giving up in real time. Congrats on the fall from grace, you beautiful mess. 4. Tokyo Ghoul: The Manga Was a Masterpiece… So Naturally the Anime Said “No Thanks” Tokyo Ghoul started strong. Dark, twisted, emotionally brutal—exactly what you want when you're in your “I understand pain” phase. The music? Haunting. Kaneki? A tortured soul wrapped in bandages and symbolism. Then came season 2, aka *√A*, aka “What if we make up our own plot that makes no sense and hope no one notices?” It was like watching a bootleg version of your favorite show. By the time *Tokyo Ghoul\:re* hit, it was clear they just wanted it to be over. And so did we. What could’ve been anime horror royalty ended up buried in a landfill of bad pacing and broken dreams. Moral of the Story: Hype Will Betray You These shows are proof that no matter how strong an anime starts, it can—and probably will—implode. Sometimes slowly. Sometimes spectacularly. Like fireworks made of disappointment. So next time you're watching a first episode that feels like destiny, take a deep breath. Because just behind that killer animation and haunting soundtrack… there might be a finale waiting to slap you with a “lol jk.”
10